JOKES

MUSA'S ENCOUNTER
Musa what happened to your eyes.?
Musa: i was passing by the psychiatric building when I heard those lunatics shouting thirteen, thirteen. I put my eye on a hole in the fence and
an idiot poked my eye with a stick and the all started shouting, FOURTEEN, FOURTEEN!

URINE TEST
A man ran into a pharmaceutical shop and brought out a bottle from his pocket. Shook the content and gave a full teaspoon of it to the chemist, he struggled to take it, swirled the liquid in his mouth and swallowed, then he asked what was that? The man replied. The doctor said I should give you my urine for sugar test. So chemist, was it sweet?

BOBO'S VENGANCE
Two men, Stole and where to be flogged as a punishment, they where to choose the amount of strokes they needed. The first man said, tie a pillow on my back and flog me one then flog Bobo ten for denying the allegations. His wish was granted. Now it was Bobo's turn and he said. You would flog me 1000, but you would tie this bastard to my back!

RAPED PRINCESS REVENGE
Two men raped the princess and where to be punished. As for them to feel the same pain as the raped princess they were told to go into the forest and bring fruits. The first man came with mangoes and the king ordered the guards to insert it in him, he screamed through out the insertion and then suddenly started laughing and the guard was surprised and when he asked him what happened. He shouted SEE MY FRIEND OJO IS BRINGING WATERMELONS.

FOOTBALL CANE
The fans of two different clubs made a deal that after the match at the viewing center. The losers would be flogged by the winners according to the number written on their Jerseys. The Game ended and it was time for the flogging. First man had a number 8 on his Jersey and was flogged 8, second man came with a 10 and was flogged 10. The third man was wearing a shirt written ITS WINNING TIME, STAND THE CHANCE OF WINNING UP TO 10,000,000!